Philosophy on Housecleaning
I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run
into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt
themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good company, I
have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home
of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want
the others to get jealous.
I don't pull weeds in the garden because... I don't want to get in
God's way, he is an excellent designer.
I don't put things away because... My husband will never be able to find
them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my
guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for
dinner.
I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say
"Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because... "A Type" personalities die
young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol'
woman!!!!
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Thanks Carol for sharing!
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