The computer's swallowed Grandma
Yes, honestly, it's true
She pressed 'Control' and 'Enter'
And disappeared from view.

It's devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
Maybe she's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the Recycle Bin
And files of every kind
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find.

In desperation I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'Outline'

So, if inside your 'In Box'
My Grandma you should see
Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' her
In an e-mail back to me.

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