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Yunz
are from Picksburgh if . . .
You know what song is
playing in the background :)
You walk carefully when it is "slippy" outside.
You've told your children to "red up" their rooms.
You've gotten hurt by falling into a "jaggerbush."
Your mother or grandmother has been seen wearing a
"babushka"
on her head.
You've "warshed" the clothes.
You know you can't drive too fast on the back roads,
because of the deer.
You know Beaver Valley, Turtle Creek, Moon, Mars,
Slippery Rock, Greentree
and New Castle are names of towns.
A girl walks up to three of her girl friends and says,
HEY GUYS"
You hear
"you guyses", and don't think twice.
You know the three rivers by name.
You remember the blizzard of 1994 and remember not being
able to go outside
because the snow was over your head and you
would have
suffocated.
You drink pop, eat hoagies, love perogies and city
chicken.
You know what a "still mill" is.
You expect temps in the winter to be record breaking
cold and temps in the
summer to be record breaking hot.
You know what Eat'N Park is and frequently ate breakfast
there at 2:00AM
after the dance.
You didn't have a spring break in high school.
You spent your summers at Kennywood, Sandcastle, or
Idlewild
....and now,
"The Waterfront" at Homestead.
You've been to the Braun's Bread Plant for a school
field trip.
"Chipped ham" was always in your refrigerator when you
were growing up.
You refuse to buy any condiments besides Heinz.
Your last name has 8 or more letters in it (2 of them
are a 'Z' and/or a
'U') and nobody can pronounce it.
Food at a wedding reception consists of rigatoni and
stuffed cabbage.
So youz guyz, lets red up, grab a pop
and watch those Stillers soon in Blitzburgh!!!!!
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