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This is how it goes:
I decide to wash the car. I start toward the garage and
notice the mail on the table.
OK, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go
through the
mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the
junk mail and
I notice the trash can is full!
OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the
trash can out,
but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll
pay these
few bills first.
Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one check
left. My extra checks
are in my desk.
Oh, there's the Coke I was drinking. I'm going to look
for those
checks. But first I need to put my Coke further from the
computer, or
maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a
while.
I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye,
they need
some water. I set the Coke on the counter and uh oh!
There are my
glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I should
put them away.
I fill a container with water and head for the flower
pots --
Aaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We
will never
think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to
watch television
so I'd better put it back in the family room where it
belongs.
I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I
throw the
remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back
down the hall
trying to figure out what it was I was going to do!
End of the day: The car isn't washed, the bills are
unpaid, the trash
can is still full, the Coke is sitting on the kitchen
counter, the
flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has
one check in
it and I can't seem to find my glasses, the TV remote or
my car keys!
When I try to figure out how come nothing got done
today, I'm baffled
because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!!!
I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help,
BUT FIRST I
think I'll check my email....
Please send this to everyone you know because I DON'T
REMEMBER
WHO
I'VE SENT THIS TO!!!!
But please don't send it back to me or I might send it
to you again!
Have I.... oh I'm not sure, I can't remember ...
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