I need help from someone
Has Christmas come and gone?
Because if it's all over
I might come from outta the barn.

I tell you the honest truth
I had to leave the house
Christmas got so noisy
Hid in the barn with the mouse.

What a disaster
Wrappings up to my neck
Day old food everywhere
My house a total wreck.

The toys already broken
Mad for what they didn't get
If I had just one clean spot
I would really like to sit.

Next year things will be different
I know just what I'll do
I'll prepare the family party
And head for "ten buck two."
 

©Ginny Bryant