Crazy, Fat And Lazy

Just got back from the doctor
I tell you I sure am beat
He gave me a good checking
From my head down to my feet.

I waited for an hour
My appointment way past due
Blood pressure shot up to the sky
My heart was racing too.

Put me on them there scales
The kind you barely touch
They need to call a repairman
Cuz I don't weight THAT much.

Made me take off all my clothes
Put on that paper coat
Thought I was going to freeze to death
Now that really got my goat!

Gave me five prescriptions
I wasn't even sick
He wants me on a real strict diet
I'll be skinny as a stick.

The moral of my story is
I might be fat and lazy
But after what I just went through
Has made me down right crazy.
Duuuu Say What?

©Ginny Bryant